The people of the Republican Party had disobeyed God. God sent the Tea Party to rule over them. An angel appeared to Willard Mitt's Mother and told her that she was to have a son. The angel said to her, "You must not drink any wine, or strong drink," the Angel continued, "and when your son is born, you must never cut his hair

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He is going to be a Nazarite Mormon, a person set apart for God. He is going to save your people from the power of the Tea Party."

Just as the angel had said, this woman had a child. His name was Willard Mitt Samson Romney.

Mitt Samson was picked by God to free the Republicans from the Tea Party. The Tea Partiers were the enemies of the Republicans. Mitt Samson, just as the angel had said, was a Nazarite Mormon.

There are three rules which a Nazarite must follow  :

1. No wine, liquor or Strong drink.
2. No coffee or tea to be touched by the members of this cult.

3. Not allowed to ever cut the hair.

4. No contact with the dead.
5. No sex with impure or pagan women.

Mitt Samson grew up tall and strong

When he was about 18, he went to France. It was a debauched nation because a lot of Wine Drinkers lived there. Mitt Samson avoided the contact with the pagan women of that sick nation.

Three thousand men of Republicans went to the cave at RomneyCare where Mitt Samson was living. They said to Samson, "Don't you realize that the Tea Partiers rule us? Why did you do that to them and make them mad at us?"

Mitt Samson said to them, "What they did to me, I did to them."

Then the men of Republicans said, "We have come to take you back to the Tea Partiers."

Mitt Samson said, "Do you promise not to attack me?"

"We promise," said the men. "We will tie you and turn you over to the Tea Partiers."

They tied him with two very strong ropes and brought him down from the cave.

They brought Mitt Samson to Iowa where the Tea Partiers were waiting. When they saw Mitt Samson coming, they shouted with a terrific howl of scorn and triumph. At that very moment, the Spirit of the Lord descended on Mitt Samson making the strong ropes on his arms as if they were a weak stem from a small plant, the ties on his hands fell away.

"The Spirit of the Lord came mightily upon him"

Mitt Samson saw a clean jawbone from a donkey laying at his side. He picked it up and began using it against the entire Tea Partier army. He lashed into them, swinging the jawbone, lunging at this one and lunging at that one. The Tea Partiers army was surprised by this sudden power. They were unable to fight in their confusion and they ran in fear. After the Tea Partiers had run away, Samson threw down the jawbone and named the place, New Hampshire, in memory of his victory.

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Next Chapter : Mitt Samson destroys the columns of the White House by pulling his chains. This temple collapses over the Tea Partiers and kills 2,000 of them.

Mitt Samson had this battle cry : "Death to Mitt Samson and the Tea Partiers"

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